Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read
American comedian, writer, stage, film, radio, and television star. A master of quick wit, he is widely considered one of America's greatest comedians.
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made
I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll be glad to make an exception.
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book
If we should not eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
Let our advance worrying become advance thinking and planning
Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak, it’s also what it takes to sit down and listen
Beauty is no quality in things themselves: It exists merely in the mind which contemplates them; and each mind perceives a different beauty
The scientific observer of Nature is a kind of mystic seeker in the act of prayer
The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing
Comedian
Politician, Writer
Theologian, Writer
Playwright, Writer
Actor, Business Magnate, Producer
Actor, Playwright, Poet
Poet, Writer
Actor, Comedian
Historian, Philosopher, Writer
Poet, Writer
Playwright, Poet, Writer
Writer
Business Magnate, Philanthropist, Writer
Actor
Philosopher, Writer
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Philosopher, Writer
Poet, Writer
Composer, Philosopher, Writer
Philosopher, Writer
Inventor, Scientist, Writer
Sportsman, Writer
Scientist, Writer
Inventor, Scientist, Writer
Inventor, Politician, Scientist, Writer
