Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it
American writer, humorist, entrepreneur, publisher, and lecturer.
The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop
Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising
Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet
Let us endeavor so to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry
I make it a rule never to smoke while I’m sleeping
The more you explain it, the more I don’t understand it
We know what we are, but know not what we may be.
We are masters of the unsaid words, but slaves of those we let slip out
Science knows no country because it is the light that illuminates the world
Love truth, but pardon error
You must not do anything while you are angry. Would the sail be hoisted in the storm ?
Experience fails to teach where there is no desire to learn
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