There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works
American stage and motion picture actor, vaudeville performer, cowboy, humorist, newspaper columnist, and social commentator from Oklahoma
Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something
Forgetfulness is a form of freedom
The greatest deception men suffer is from their own opinions
Some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again
In the course of my life I have often had to eat my words, and I must confess that I have always found it a wholesome diet
Measure what can be measured, and make measurable what cannot be measured
Comedian
Actor, Business Magnate, Producer
Actor, Playwright, Poet
Actor
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
