There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works
American stage and motion picture actor, vaudeville performer, cowboy, humorist, newspaper columnist, and social commentator from Oklahoma
You could not handle me even if I came with instructions
My room is not messy, It is an obstacle course designed to keep me fit
There is no time for ease and comfort. It is time to dare and endure
Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising
What is fatted to happen will happen
If we should not eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
Comedian
Actor, Business Magnate, Producer
Actor, Playwright, Poet
Actor
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
