There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works
American stage and motion picture actor, vaudeville performer, cowboy, humorist, newspaper columnist, and social commentator from Oklahoma
I honor religion except when it gets into shedding blood
I only went out for a walk and finally concluded to stay out till sundown, for going out, I found, was really going in
Dreams are the touchstones of our characters
O Contentment, make me rich! for without thee there is no wealth
Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind
Silence is the garden of thought
Comedian
Actor, Business Magnate, Producer
Actor, Playwright, Poet
Actor
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer