There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works
American stage and motion picture actor, vaudeville performer, cowboy, humorist, newspaper columnist, and social commentator from Oklahoma
Drinking is at the root of all evil
You cannot travel the path until you have become the path itself
Those who tell the stories rule society
Anger dwells only in the bosom of fools
One who makes himself a worm cannot complain afterwards if people step on him
I never see what has been done; I only see what remains to be done
Comedian
Actor, Business Magnate, Producer
Actor, Playwright, Poet
Actor
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
