There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works
American stage and motion picture actor, vaudeville performer, cowboy, humorist, newspaper columnist, and social commentator from Oklahoma
The past is already gone, the future is not yet here. There’s only one moment for you to live
Whosoever desires constant success must change his conduct with the times
A capacity, and taste, for reading gives access to whatever has already been discovered by others
Painting is poetry that is seen rather than felt, and poetry is painting that is felt rather than seen
Shortest horror story: Monday
There is truth in wine and children
Comedian
Actor, Business Magnate, Producer
Actor, Playwright, Poet
Actor
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
