There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works
American stage and motion picture actor, vaudeville performer, cowboy, humorist, newspaper columnist, and social commentator from Oklahoma
Some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again
Life is short , smile while you still have teeth
Chance favors the prepared mind
A man who is certain he is right is almost sure to be wrong
Begin now to be what you will be hereafter
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
Comedian
Actor, Business Magnate, Producer
Actor, Playwright, Poet
Actor
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
