The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made
American comedian, writer, stage, film, radio, and television star. A master of quick wit, he is widely considered one of America's greatest comedians.
I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll be glad to make an exception.
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read
Why join the navy if you can be a pirate?
Quiet people have the loudest minds
Science knows no country because it is the light that illuminates the world
Whosoever desires constant success must change his conduct with the times
Become dust - and they will throw thee in the air; Become stone - and they will throw thee on glass
As if you could kill time without injuring eternity
Comedian
Politician, Writer
Theologian, Writer
Playwright, Writer
Actor, Business Magnate, Producer
Actor, Playwright, Poet
Poet, Writer
Actor, Comedian
Historian, Philosopher, Writer
Poet, Writer
Playwright, Poet, Writer
Writer
Business Magnate, Philanthropist, Writer
Actor
Philosopher, Writer
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Philosopher, Writer
Poet, Writer
Composer, Philosopher, Writer
Philosopher, Writer
Inventor, Scientist, Writer
Sportsman, Writer
Scientist, Writer
Inventor, Scientist, Writer
Inventor, Politician, Scientist, Writer
