The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made
American comedian, writer, stage, film, radio, and television star. A master of quick wit, he is widely considered one of America's greatest comedians.
I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll be glad to make an exception.
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read
Beauty is no quality in things themselves: It exists merely in the mind which contemplates them; and each mind perceives a different beauty
The best way to find out if you can trust somebody is to trust them
He who wishes to be obeyed must know how to command
The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men
Not to have a thing is less humiliating than to beg it
Forgiveness is commendable, but apply not ointment to the wound of an oppressor
Comedian
Politician, Writer
Theologian, Writer
Playwright, Writer
Actor, Business Magnate, Producer
Actor, Playwright, Poet
Poet, Writer
Actor, Comedian
Historian, Philosopher, Writer
Poet, Writer
Playwright, Poet, Writer
Writer
Business Magnate, Philanthropist, Writer
Actor
Philosopher, Writer
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Philosopher, Writer
Poet, Writer
Composer, Philosopher, Writer
Philosopher, Writer
Inventor, Scientist, Writer
Sportsman, Writer
Scientist, Writer
Inventor, Scientist, Writer
Inventor, Politician, Scientist, Writer
