The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made
American comedian, writer, stage, film, radio, and television star. A master of quick wit, he is widely considered one of America's greatest comedians.
I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll be glad to make an exception.
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read
Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country
No great discovery was ever made without a bold guess
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge
Run away from greatness and greatness will follow you
Sexual self-restraint is only a preliminary stage in the ego's evolution
To be, or not to be: that is the question
Comedian
Politician, Writer
Theologian, Writer
Playwright, Writer
Actor, Business Magnate, Producer
Actor, Playwright, Poet
Poet, Writer
Actor, Comedian
Historian, Philosopher, Writer
Poet, Writer
Playwright, Poet, Writer
Writer
Business Magnate, Philanthropist, Writer
Actor
Philosopher, Writer
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Philosopher, Writer
Poet, Writer
Composer, Philosopher, Writer
Philosopher, Writer
Inventor, Scientist, Writer
Sportsman, Writer
Scientist, Writer
Inventor, Scientist, Writer
Inventor, Politician, Scientist, Writer