Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read
American comedian, writer, stage, film, radio, and television star. A master of quick wit, he is widely considered one of America's greatest comedians.
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made
I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll be glad to make an exception.
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book
If I was a bird, I know who I'd shit on
A friend cannot be considered a friend until he is tested in three occasions: in time of need, behind your back, and after your death,
Never was anything great achieved without danger
Reason is powerless in the expression of love
Strong minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, weak minds discuss people
I discover myself on the verge of a usual mistake
Comedian
Politician, Writer
Theologian, Writer
Playwright, Writer
Actor, Business Magnate, Producer
Actor, Playwright, Poet
Poet, Writer
Actor, Comedian
Historian, Philosopher, Writer
Poet, Writer
Playwright, Poet, Writer
Writer
Business Magnate, Philanthropist, Writer
Actor
Philosopher, Writer
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Philosopher, Writer
Poet, Writer
Composer, Philosopher, Writer
Philosopher, Writer
Inventor, Scientist, Writer
Sportsman, Writer
Scientist, Writer
Inventor, Scientist, Writer
Inventor, Politician, Scientist, Writer
