Never miss a good chance to shut up
American stage and motion picture actor, vaudeville performer, cowboy, humorist, newspaper columnist, and social commentator from Oklahoma
Never whisper in company
There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works
Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime
We are not makers of history, We are made by history
If you don’t know a thing never hesitate or feel ashamed to learn it.
The love for all living creatures is the most noble attribute of man
Comedian
Actor, Business Magnate, Producer
Actor, Playwright, Poet
Actor
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer