Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself
American comedian, writer, stage, film, radio, and television star. A master of quick wit, he is widely considered one of America's greatest comedians.
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made
I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll be glad to make an exception.
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read
Lovers don't finally meet somewhere. They're in each other all along
A man of virtue, judgment, and prudence speaks not until there is silence
You may live to see man-made horrors beyond your comprehension
Backbiting is the attempt of one who is incapable of doing better himself
No great mind has ever existed without a touch of madness
There is nothing on this earth more to be prized than true friendship
Comedian
Politician, Writer
Theologian, Writer
Playwright, Writer
Actor, Business Magnate, Producer
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Poet, Writer
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Historian, Philosopher, Writer
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