I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book
American comedian, writer, stage, film, radio, and television star. A master of quick wit, he is widely considered one of America's greatest comedians.
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made
I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll be glad to make an exception.
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read
If you think you can slander a woman into loving you, or a man into voting for you, try it till you are satisfied
The purpose of education is not to make a machine, but to make the human being
Whosoever is delighted in solitude, is either a wild beast or a god
Few are those who see with their own eyes and feel with their own hearts
People who boast about their I.Q. are losers
The question is not what you look at, but what you see
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