I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book
American comedian, writer, stage, film, radio, and television star. A master of quick wit, he is widely considered one of America's greatest comedians.
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made
I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll be glad to make an exception.
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read
You are my favorite distraction
To eat less is healthy, to speak less is wisdom, and to sleep less is worship
Let yourself be drawn by the stronger pull of that which you truly love
To perceive is to suffer
What's yours will find you
The value of every person is found in what he is best at
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