Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else
American stage and motion picture actor, vaudeville performer, cowboy, humorist, newspaper columnist, and social commentator from Oklahoma
The enemy is the necessary condition for practicing patience
Achieve your goals in silence
I am not young enough to know everything
Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats
The good of the people is the chief law
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy
Comedian
Actor, Business Magnate, Producer
Actor, Playwright, Poet
Actor
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
