Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else
American stage and motion picture actor, vaudeville performer, cowboy, humorist, newspaper columnist, and social commentator from Oklahoma
There’s nothing quite as frightening as someone who knows they are right
A bit of science distances one from God, but much science nears one to Him
Nothing can be loved or hated unless it is first understood
It is not enough to have a good mind; the main thing is to use it well
Don’t fall in love. Fall off a bridge, it hurts less
The greatest deception men suffer is from their own opinions
Comedian
Actor, Business Magnate, Producer
Actor, Playwright, Poet
Actor
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
