Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else
American stage and motion picture actor, vaudeville performer, cowboy, humorist, newspaper columnist, and social commentator from Oklahoma
I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it
Nothing can be loved or hated unless it is first understood
Work is a necessary evil to be avoided
Every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future
Common sense is not so common
Never was anything great achieved without danger
Comedian
Actor, Business Magnate, Producer
Actor, Playwright, Poet
Actor
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
