Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else
American stage and motion picture actor, vaudeville performer, cowboy, humorist, newspaper columnist, and social commentator from Oklahoma
The tongue like a sharp knife… Kills without drawing blood
Whosoever desires constant success must change his conduct with the times
O Contentment, make me rich! for without thee there is no wealth
Neither a borrower nor a lender be; For loan oft loses both itself and friend, and borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry
Lectures which really teach will never be popular; lectures which are popular will never really teach
Love truth, but pardon error
Comedian
Actor, Business Magnate, Producer
Actor, Playwright, Poet
Actor
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
