Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else
American stage and motion picture actor, vaudeville performer, cowboy, humorist, newspaper columnist, and social commentator from Oklahoma
It's kind of fun to do the impossible
It is dangerous for a human being to be too self-confident
Train people well enough so they can leave, treat them well enough so they don't want to
If you want to find the secrets of the universe, think in terms of energy, frequency and vibration
My goal this weekend is to move only enough so people know I am not dead
Wonder is the desire of knowledge
Comedian
Actor, Business Magnate, Producer
Actor, Playwright, Poet
Actor
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
