Never miss a good chance to shut up
American stage and motion picture actor, vaudeville performer, cowboy, humorist, newspaper columnist, and social commentator from Oklahoma
Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know
Love is a serious mental disease
Nothing is so good for an ignorant man as silence; and if he was sensible of this he would not be ignorant
The world's big and I want to have a good look at it before it gets dark
I make it a rule never to smoke while I’m sleeping
There is truth in wine and children
Comedian
Actor, Business Magnate, Producer
Actor, Playwright, Poet
Actor
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
