Never miss a good chance to shut up
American stage and motion picture actor, vaudeville performer, cowboy, humorist, newspaper columnist, and social commentator from Oklahoma
The life given us, by nature is short; but the memory of a well-spent life is eternal
Everything that has a beginning has an ending. Make your peace with that and all will be well
The greatest happiness is not being dominated by happiness
Therefore, it is necessary to be a fox to discover the snares and a lion to terrify the wolves
To eat less is healthy, to speak less is wisdom, and to sleep less is worship
To earn a suspicious living is worse than begging
Comedian
Actor, Business Magnate, Producer
Actor, Playwright, Poet
Actor
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
