Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else
American stage and motion picture actor, vaudeville performer, cowboy, humorist, newspaper columnist, and social commentator from Oklahoma
Never discourage anyone...who continually makes progress, no matter how slow.
Don't disturb my circles
Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable
You can often change your circumstances by changing your attitude
A scientific man ought to have no wishes, no affections, - a mere heart of stone
Whosoever hides his secret keeps his safety, safeguarded with himself
Comedian
Actor, Business Magnate, Producer
Actor, Playwright, Poet
Actor
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
