Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else
American stage and motion picture actor, vaudeville performer, cowboy, humorist, newspaper columnist, and social commentator from Oklahoma
Wonder is the beginning of wisdom
What if you are in hell & you are mad at someone where do you tell them to go?
Our enemies are our greatest moral teachers, because they thrust our faults in our faces
Broadly speaking short words are best and the old words when short, are best of all
All religions, arts and sciences are branches of the same tree
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Comedian
Actor, Business Magnate, Producer
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