I honor religion except when it gets into shedding blood

Rip Torn(Feb 6, 1931 to July 9, 2019)

American actor and voice actor. Torn was nominated for the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor for his part as Marsh Turner in Cross Creek.

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination

Oscar Wilde(Oct 16, 1854 to Nov 30, 1900)
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else

Will Rogers(Nov 4, 1879 to Aug 15, 1935)
The life of the dead is set in the memory of the living

Marcus Tullius Cicero(Jan 3, 106 BC to Dec 7, 43 BC)
My goal this weekend is to move only enough so people know I am not dead

Funny Quotes
You must not do anything while you are angry. Would the sail be hoisted in the storm ?

Abdul Qadir Jilani (R.A)(Mar 17, 1078 to Feb 21, 1166)
Respond to every call that excites your spirit

Jalal ad-Din Muhammad Rumi(Sep 30, 1207 to Dec 17, 1273)