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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent on arriving.
Everyone has his day, and some days last longer than others
Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable
The play is the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king
The wing of the Falcon brings to the king, the wing if the crow brings him to the cemetery
Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
