What if you are in hell & you are mad at someone where do you tell them to go?
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Women, They are a complete mystery to me.
happiness is... having friends with the same mental disorders as yours
Measure what can be measured, and make measurable what cannot be measured
The knowledge of all things is possible
Everyone has his day, and some days last longer than others
Be less curious about people and more curious about ideas
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
