There is never enough time to do all the nothing you want.
February 4, 2019
You are my favorite distraction
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever.
I don’t have bad handwriting, I’m just using my own font.
Money is something you got to make in case you don’t die.
Shortest horror story: Monday
I’m going to stand outside. So if anyone asks, I am outstanding