Some people are like louds. When they disappear, it is a beautiful day
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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar
Consider the feeling that rules your heart, for then you will understand what you are worth
Don’t fall in love. Fall off a bridge, it hurts less
Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows
Silence is the best cure for the malady of anger
I closed my mouth and spoke to you in a hundred silent ways
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