I’m going to stand outside. So if anyone asks, I am outstanding
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Those who know do not speak. Those who speak do not know
You must keep your judgement clear of the mists of vain conceit
He that can have patience can have what he will
The nourishment of body is food, while the nourishment of the soul is feeding others.
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made
The sun of those who were before us (before Islam) have set. Our sun will remain forever in the highest places of the sky, and it will never set.
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
