Always remember that you are unique. just like everyone else
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
One of the penalties of refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors
Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid
Give me a lever and a place to stand and I will move the earth
Let us endeavor so to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry
Where the willingness is great, the difficulties cannot be great
The important thing is to not stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer