You could not handle me even if I came with instructions
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
What we once enjoyed and deeply loved we can never lose, For all that we love deeply becomes a part of us
Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all
Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism or in the darkness of destructive selfishness
Don't let yesterday take up too much of today
A wise man always has something to say, whereas a fool always needs to say something.
Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it and I'll move the world
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
