I need a six month vacation, twice a year
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I believe that much unseen is also here
Science knows no country because it is the light that illuminates the world
You can make anything by writing
Whoever gives advice to a heedless man is himself in need of advice
Compared to the pleasure given by granting pardon, the pleasure given by exacting revenge is very faint indeed.
Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer