The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
The pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist see opportunity in every difficulty
Democracy is in the blood of the Muslims, who look upon complete equality of mankind, and believe in fraternity, equality, and liberty
The display of fame most often supresses the voice of conscience.
The art of knowing is knowing what to ignore
Love is not affectionate feeling, but a steady wish for the loved person's ultimate good as far as it can be obtained
People who know little are usually great talkers, while men who know much say little.
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
