According to chemistry, alcohol is a solution
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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Don’t fall in love. Fall off a bridge, it hurts less
It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop
Every anarchist is a baffled dictator
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken
Ah, good taste! What a dreadful thing! Taste is the enemy of creativeness
The language of Friendship is not words, but meanings
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