According to chemistry, alcohol is a solution
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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite insane
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars
Laughter is timeless. Imagination has no age. And dreams are forever
Let me tell you the secret that has led me to my goal, my strength lies solely in my tenacity
Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up
Hell is empty and all the devils are here
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