People say nothing is impossible, but i do nothing every day
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Nothing in life is to be feared it is only to be understood
I like this place and willingly could waste my time in it
I closed my mouth and spoke to you in a hundred silent ways
Peaceful is the one who is not concerned with having more or less
This world is but canvas to our imaginations
Those who make fun of you, those who try to get rid of you, they are the people whose applause you most often seek to obtain.
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer