My goal this weekend is to move only enough so people know I am not dead
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
What we know is a drop, what we don't know is an ocean
Take things always by their smooth handle
Only the dead have seen the end of war
Aspire to inspire before we expire
The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop
The language of Friendship is not words, but meanings
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
