Money is something. you got to make in case you don’t die
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Fellow, stand away from my diagram
I need a six month vacation, twice a year
Life is short , smile while you still have teeth
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but its gets boring. So I go back to being me
There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works
I would prefer an intelligent hell to a stupid paradise
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Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer