I’m going to stand outside. So if anyone asks, I am outstanding
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I don’t know where I am going, but I am on my way
If your hate could be turned into electricity, it would light up the whole world
Do not be embarrassed by your failures, learn from them and start again
I am certainly not one of those who need to be prodded. In fact, if anything, I am the prod
Courtesy costs nothing, but buys everything
The superior man understands what is right; the inferior man understands what will sell
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Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer