If I was a bird, I know who I’d shit on
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Explanation is where the mind rests
The value of every person is found in what he is best at
I was taught that the way of progress is neither swift nor easy
I can't imagine a man really enjoying a book and reading it only once
People say nothing is impossible, but i do nothing every day
While there's life, there's hope
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer