I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Science knows no country because it is the light that illuminates the world
Life without liberty is like a body without spirit
Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet
When one tugs at a single thing in nature, he finds it attached to the rest of the world
Hope is a waking dream
Always remember that you are unique. just like everyone else
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer