I need a six month vacation, twice a year
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
The greatest happiness is not being dominated by happiness
Laughter is timeless. Imagination has no age. And dreams are forever
If we should not eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
I'm as single as a dollar and i'm not looking for a change
The scientific observer of Nature is a kind of mystic seeker in the act of prayer
The heart of man is made to reconcile the most glaring contradictions
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Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
