I have lots of hidden talents, the problem is even I can’t find them
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
The face is the mirror of the mind, and eyes without speaking confess the secrets of the heart
Shortest horror story: Monday
Socialism is a fraud, a comedy, a phantom, a blackmail
You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star
A man should look for what is, and not for what he thinks should be
Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer