I could be a morning person.. if morning was sometime around noon
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I'm going to stand outside. So if anyone asks, I am outstanding
Learning never exhausts the mind
Remember that sometimes not getting what you want is a wonderful stroke of luck
Dare to think for yourself
Never look a gift horse in the mouth
Close your eyes. fall in love. stay there
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
