I am not anti social I am selectively social
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
The progressive development of man is vitally dependent on invention
Take care of your cents: Dollars will take care of themselves
There has to be evil so that good can prove its purity above it
I have talked with great men, and I do not see how they differ from others
Waste no more time arguing about what a good man should be
The best way to find out if you can trust somebody is to trust them
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer