Good girls are found every corner of the earth. But unfortunately earth is round
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
He who has a why to live for can bear almost any how
Set your heart on doing good. Do it over and over again and you will be filled with joy
The world's big and I want to have a good look at it before it gets dark
Nothing can kill the power of the lower self, but everything serves to enhance it.
If you think you can slander a woman into loving you, or a man into voting for you, try it till you are satisfied
Everyone has his day, and some days last longer than others
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer