Always remember that you are unique. just like everyone else
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
You could not handle me even if I came with instructions
When truth has no burning, then it is philosophy, when it gets burning from the heart, it becomes poetry
Only the dead have seen the end of war
The rights of every man are diminished when the rights of one man are threatened
Business is a money game with few rules and a lot of risk
I would rather walk with a friend in the dark, than alone in the light
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer